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About Amsterdam

Oh, and the smells! Them oils – lavender, jasmine – hit ya like a freight train. I’m layin’ there, feelin’ fancy, then bam – she’s whisperin’ some nonsense ‘bout “energy flow.” I’m like, “Honey, just rub the knots out!” Reminds me of that line, “Everything’s fine, isn’t it?” from the movie – nah, it ain’t fine, my wallet’s cryin’!

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Finally, I get my coffee, and I’m feeling a bit better. I stroll down the Amstel River, taking in the views. The water’s glistening, and the boats are cruising by. I mean, it’s picturesque, right? But then, outta nowhere, I see this swan. And not just any swan. This thing was HUGE! Like, it looked like it was ready to take over the world. I’m standing there, laughing, thinking, “What’s next? A swan army?”

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