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Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals. I’m Ron Swanson, hate everything, ‘cept maybe a good steak. So, erotic-massage—yeah, it’s a thing. Some fancy-pants geisha vibe, all oiled up, makin’ ya feel like a damn king. I reckon it’s like Satine in *Moulin Rouge!*—all “spectacular, spectacular,” slidin’ around, promisin’ the moon. But lemme tell ya, it ain’t all roses. I tried it once—big mistake. Some chick with tiny hands, rubbin’ me down, whisperin’ sweet nothins. Made me madder’n a wet hen—too much touchin’, not enough whiskey.

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So, I’m walking along the Ouderkerkerdijk, and I bump into an old friend. We start chatting about life, work, you know, the usual. But then, he tells me he’s moving to Amsterdam. I’m like, “Dude, why? Ouderkerk is where it’s at!” I mean, sure, Amsterdam’s cool and all, but it’s crowded. Ouderkerk’s got charm, man! The little streets, the cozy vibe, and the people? Love it!

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