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About Amsterdam

Yo, what’s good, fam? I’m Eric Andre, your wild-ass Russian Sign Language translator, here to break down this sexual-massage madness! Alright, so sexual-massage—shit’s like a rollercoaster, right? Hands sliding everywhere, oil dripping, vibes all sensual and freaky. I’m obsessed—like, OBSESSED—with “Almost Famous,” that Cameron Crowe joint from 2000. You know, “It’s all happening!”—that’s the energy I’m bringing to this! Picture it: dim lights, some chick’s rubbing you down, and you’re just yelling, “I AM A GOLDEN GOD!” in your head, tripping balls on the absurdity of it all.

Why Give a Sensual Massage?

A full body sensual massage is one that’s given or received to enhance sexual excitement. It’s an all-over-body massage, and by that we mean all-over-body. For both men and women, .

Next, I’m off to the main street, de Langestraat. It’s packed! I’m trying to get to this meeting with a supplier, but it’s like a sea of people. I’m weaving through, and I swear, I almost tripped over a dog. Like, why do people bring their pets everywhere? I love dogs, but c’mon!

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