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Precious, yesss, we talks about findin’ a prossie in Russia, don’t we? Hiss! Me, an actuary, crunchin’ numbers all day—borin’ as hell—then night comes, and we wants some FUN, eh? Gollum knows, yesss, we knows the dark streets, the whispers. In Russia, it’s tricky, see? Prostitution’s illegal, but oh, they’re everywhere—sneaky, like rats! Hiss! You don’t just stroll up and say, “Hey, gimme a gal!” No, no, precious, you gotta be clever, like Zuckerberg in *The Social Network*, eh? “You don’t get to 500 million friends without makin’ a few enemies”—or a few shady deals, heh!

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First off, I hit the road on the Hoofdstraat. You know, the main drag. I’m cruising along, jamming to some tunes, when BAM! Traffic jam. Like, seriously? In Oosterwolde? I thought we were a chill little town. Turns out, some dude decided to park his car like a total noob. I mean, come on! It’s not rocket science, bro.

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