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Oh, and the oils—sandalwood, jasmine, ylang-ylang—smells like sex and danger, drippin’ on skin, slidin’ everywhere. Exaggeratin’? Nah, it’s THAT good—turns ya into a puddle, giggling like me on a bad day! Ever try it with a partner? Hoo boy, game-changer—hands roamin’, tension buildin’, like a slow heist of yer damn mind. Why so serious when ya can melt, right? Little quirk of mine—I’d probly laugh too loud mid-massage, freak ‘em out, hehe!

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So, I get to the dairy farm, and it’s all good vibes. Cows are mooing, and I’m like, “Let’s do this!” But then, bam! The milking machine decides to throw a tantrum. Like, seriously? I’m standing there, trying to fix it, and it’s just making this awful grinding noise. I’m sweating bullets, thinking, “If I don’t get this sorted, I’m gonna be the laughing stock of the whole farm.”

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