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Oi mate, sexual-massage, yeah? *trips over chair* Oof! So I’m Mr. Bean, right, mumbling away—hnnngh—thinkin’ bout them hands slidin’, oiled up, all slippy-like. Saw this dodgy parlour once, yeah, down by Tesco—proper sketchy! *wiggles eyebrows* Called it "relaxation therapy," pfft, bollocks! Them lot were rubbin’ more than backs, I reckon. Watched “The Hurt Locker” again last night—boom!—and I’m thinkin’, sexual-massage is like defusin’ a bomb, innit? “One tug too many, and—kaboom!” *flails arms* Tension’s high, mate, you’re sweatin’, prayin’ it don’t go off early, hah!

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Role Play and Fantasy; Intimate massage; Cum in Mouth; Cunnilingus; Facesitting (give) for extra charge; Handjob; Golden Shower (give); BDSM.

First off, I’m just trying to grab my coffee at the local café on de Zandweg. You know, the one with the cute barista? Yeah, her. Anyway, I’m waiting in line, and this dude in front of me is taking forever. Like, c’mon man, it’s just coffee! I’m about to lose it. Finally, I get my cappuccino, and it’s like a miracle in a cup. I’m feeling good, right?

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