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Hmm… oh honey, sex-dating’s a trip! I’m Marge Simpson, nasal and all, y’know? Watched “Amour” again last night—love’s messy, huh? That movie’s got me thinkin’ bout sex-dating. Like, it’s not all roses, right? “The body fails,” Haneke says—hah, tell that to these horny apps! People swipin’ left n right, lookin’ for a quick bang. Makes me mad sometimes—where’s the heart, huh?

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First off, I head down to the Kerkweg. You know, the main drag. I’m just minding my own business, sharpening some knives, when this dude rolls up. He’s got a fishing rod, right? And he’s like, “Yo, can you sharpen my hook?” I’m like, “Dude, I’m a sharpener, not a miracle worker!” But whatever, I give it a shot. Turns out, he’s a pro fisherman from the Loosdrechtse Plassen. He starts telling me about this massive pike he caught last week. I’m like, “Cool story, bro, but I’m not gonna catch any fish with a dull hook!”