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Me, Gollum, notices what normies don’t—little secrets, yesss. Did ya know, way back, ancient Greeks used it? Athletes got oiled up, rubbed proper—called it *apotherapy*. Fancy word, eh? Makes me cackle, them posh lads all slippery! Nowadays, it’s hush-hush, “ooh, naughty,” but it’s just touch, precious touch!

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Then, bam! My phone buzzes. It’s my buddy, Jan. He’s like, “Dude, you gotta come to the market on de Zuwe!” I’m thinking, “What’s so special?” But Jan’s got this way of making everything sound epic. So, I hustle over there. And wow, it’s packed! Fresh veggies, flowers, and this guy selling the best poffertjes. I’m in heaven! But then, I see this guy trying to haggle over a cucumber. Like, really? A cucumber? I can’t help but laugh.