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About Amsterdam

Once saw a profile—dude wrote “tractors turn me on.” Swear to God! Laughed my ass off—mate, I’m your man! Didn’t message him, tho—chickened out. “Light bends around unseen corners”—movie line fits, right? Sex-dating’s full of weird twists.

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First off, I’m rollin’ down the Hoofdweg, and I swear, I see this old dude trying to cross the street. He’s like a turtle on a mission, man. I’m thinkin’, “C’mon, bro, you got this!” But nah, he’s takin’ his sweet time. I almost honked, but then I remembered my mom’s voice in my head, “Patience, my son.” So, I chill. But then, outta nowhere, a bike zooms past me! Like, dude, where’s the fire? I’m just tryna enjoy my morning coffee, ya know?

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