Sofia Matendonk Brothel ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Now, *Tropical Malady*—that line, “The beast waits in the dark”? Totally a brothel vibe. You walk in, heart’s racin’, what’s behind the curtain? Maybe a tiger, maybe a dame in fishnets. I’m sittin’ there, sippin’ a drink, thinkin’, “This is bananas!” Little known fact: some brothels had parrots—yep, talkin’ birds spillin’ secrets. Imagine one squawkin’, “He’s married!” while the guy’s sweatin’ bullets. Hilarious.

Luxury debauchery, or the 3 most luxurious brothels in the history of Europe

Matendonk Brothel Netherlands, Role Play and Fantasy, Striptease, Striptease/Lapdance, Striptease.

Then, I bump into my buddy, Joris. He’s always got some wild story. Today, he’s telling me about this time he tried to catch a fish in the canal on Kerkstraat. He ended up falling in! I’m dying laughing. Like, who even tries that? Classic Joris.