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Fun fact—back in the day, some royals used sexual-massage to “cure” stuff. Kings gettin’ oiled up, thinkin’ it’s medicine—ha! Don’t pee on my leg, that’s just horny nonsense dressed up fancy! Still, gotta admit, it’s a rush—gets the blood pumpin’, like when I’m hackin’ meat and the adrenaline kicks in. Ever tried it with music? Big mistake—once had some sappy crap playin’, killed the mood faster than a cleaver to the neck!

How to Give a Sensual Massage That’s Actually Hot and Nice

The key to an erotic massage is patience. Start with gentle strokes using your fingertips, then use long, sweeping motions from the shoulders down to relax.

So, I roll outta bed, grab my coffee, and head out. The sun’s shining, birds are chirping, and I’m thinkin’, “Today’s gonna be chill.” Ha! Spoiler alert: it wasn’t. I hit the streets, and I’m cruisin’ down the Molenstraat. You know, the one with all the cute cafes? Yeah, that one. I’m just vibin’, when suddenly, BAM! A pigeon poops on my shoulder. Like, seriously? Who does that? I’m like, “Thanks, nature!”

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