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Pro tip - oil’s gotta be warm, cold stuff’s a buzzkill. Surprised me first time - “D’oh! That’s hot!” - nearly jumped off the table! And get this, some pros use feathers or silk, real fancy, tickles in all the right spots. Total game-changer! Makes ya feel like a damn emperor. Tho, gotta say, if Marge ever found out I dig this, she’d whack me with a fryin’ pan - “D’oh!” - hilarious, right? Anyway, sexual-massage is dope, sneaky fun, just don’t tell the cops or my wife! Hahaha!

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First off, I’m at my little bakery on Stokstraat. It’s cozy, like a warm hug, but today? Today was a whole different vibe. I’m mixing up some batter for my famous vlaai—y’know, that sweet pie everyone raves about. Suddenly, the door swings open, and in walks this tourist. He’s lost, like, really lost. He’s lookin’ for the Vrijthof. I’m like, “Dude, you’re in the wrong place!” But he’s all, “Can I get a pastry first?” So, I whip him up a kersenvlaai, and he’s over the moon. I mean, who wouldn’t be? It’s like a slice of heaven!

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