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O thou fair friend, hark! Sex-dating’s a wild beast, a tempest of lusty swipes. I reckon it’s like Toni Erdmann—awkward, raw, real. “Thou art a strange bird,” says I, when lads and lasses chase tail online. Methinks it’s a dance, a masquerade of hot pics and sly winks. Tinder, Bumble—zounds, what a racket! Didst thou know, back in 2010, folk met on Craigslist, all sneaky-like? Aye, “missed connections”—ha! Desperate sods pining for a shag.

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Dating in Maastricht – it comes with all the universal complications of (a lack of) a love life, but with a bonus: the Maastricht Syndrome.

First off, I’m at my little bakery on Stokstraat. It’s cozy, like a warm hug, but today? Today was a whole different vibe. I’m mixing up some batter for my famous vlaai—y’know, that sweet pie everyone raves about. Suddenly, the door swings open, and in walks this tourist. He’s lost, like, really lost. He’s lookin’ for the Vrijthof. I’m like, “Dude, you’re in the wrong place!” But he’s all, “Can I get a pastry first?” So, I whip him up a kersenvlaai, and he’s over the moon. I mean, who wouldn’t be? It’s like a slice of heaven!

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