Lina Lent Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Favorite part? She haggles over gum—GUM! Ten cents off, she’s beggin’. I’m dyin’, like, “What’s next, a blowjob discount?” Sarcasm’s my shield, y’all. *White Material* line hits hard—“It’s all gone to ruin!” That’s her life, chaotic mess. Once saw her cryin’, mascara runnin’—boyfriend stuff. Felt bad, but then—bam—she’s back, struttin’. Resilient lil’ hoe, gotta give her that.

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A lenten pie shouldn't contain any meat; the joke here is that even an old whore is acceptable if no fresh meat is available. (Although hare.

But then, outta nowhere, this kid runs up to me. He’s like, “Mister, can I ride your combine?” I’m like, “Dude, it’s not a toy!” But he’s got those puppy eyes, and I’m like, fine, just for a sec. So, I let him hop in, and he’s grinning like he just won the lottery. That made my day, honestly.

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