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Mind you, it’s a slippery slope – one minute it’s “relaxation,” next you’re in a dodgy basement with a neon sign buzzin’ *massage special*. Mate of mine, daft sod, got lured in – came out skint, smellin’ of cheap lavender, mutterin’ “I’ve abandoned my boy!” like he’d lost his soul to the masseuse. Cracked me up, it did – proper *There Will Be Blood* vibes, all dark and dramatic. Reckon it’s a laugh, though – long as you ain’t daft enough to flash yer cash where coppers might nab ya.

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Massage with the oil to tone the skin's elasticity. It hydrates the skin, helps to relax, flushes out toxins to give soft and supple skin. The ultra-soothing.

After that, I’m off to the next gig on de Kortenhoefseweg. This place is a mansion, I swear. I’m thinkin’, “These folks must be loaded.” I knock on the door, and this posh lady answers. She’s all like, “Oh, darling, I need my windows sparkling!” I’m like, “Lady, I’m a glazier, not a magician.” But whatever, I get to work.

Frank Steenvoorden