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Me fave bit? When dey hit dat spot—ooh, lawd!—ya tense up, den melt like butter on a hot crumpet. Dat’s da magic, bruv, pure zen vibes, like da movie’s old monk sayin’, “All tings pass.” But den, some dodgy parlours, yeah, dey overpromise—£20 for “happy endin’,” and ya just get a pat on da back. Bruv, I was fumin’, like, “Where’s me fireworks, fam?” Total scam, made me wanna kick off.

Hoe gaat het écht met je? In je hoofd en met je lijf?

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So, I cast my line into the water near the Kollumerpomp. I’m feeling good, you know? The fish are biting, and I’m thinking, “Today’s gonna be a good day.” But then, I hear this loud honking. I look up, and it’s a bunch of geese. Like, a whole squad of them just waddling down the street like they own the place. I’m trying to focus, but these geese are just strutting around like they’re on a runway. I’m cracking up, but also kinda annoyed. Can’t a fisherman catch a break?

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