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So, I get to the field, and it’s all good vibes. The wheat is tall and golden, just waiting for me to do my thing. I’m revving up, feeling like a rockstar. But then, outta nowhere, this flock of birds swoops in. I’m talking like a scene from a horror movie. They’re flapping around, and I’m like, “What’s the deal, guys? I’m just here to harvest, not to start a bird war!”

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