Ellie Hilversum Whore ❤️

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Lemme tell ya, I was flabbergasted—whores been around forever! Back in old Rome, they had these gals called “lupae”—she-wolves, ‘cause they howled for customers. Ain’t that a hoot? Made me laugh ‘til my gut hurt! But here’s a kicker—some whores in the Old West, they’d rob ya blind while you’re sleepin’. Sneaky lil’ devils—kinda like me dodgin’ them press questions, heh! “The past is over,” like that robot kid David says—whores prob’ly think that too, movin’ john to john.

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Man, what a day! Seriously, I can’t even. So, I woke up in my tiny apartment on the Kerkelanden. You know, the one with the view of that weird-looking building? Yeah, that one. I had a million things to do. Research, meetings, the whole shebang. But first, coffee. Always coffee.

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