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After that, I’m driving down the Groningerweg, and I see this massive traffic jam. I’m stuck there for ages, just fuming. I mean, come on! I’ve got places to be! I finally get out of there, and I’m late for my next meeting. Of course, it’s with a couple who’s already on edge. They’re like, “You’re late!” I’m like, “Yeah, sorry, traffic in Haren is a nightmare!” But they don’t care. They just want to know about their home insurance.

Prison warder's car set on fire at Haren Prison