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About Amsterdam

Now, financial plannin’—ha! Ye don’t budget fer this, mate! Me pockets be lighter’n a feather after, but worth it? Maybe. Found this one gal, right, in Tortuga—swear she had a peg leg, danced better’n most! Little known fact—back in ol’ London, 1700s, they’d advertise with red lanterns. Sneaky, eh? Made me happy as a clam—‘til I realized she nicked me last shillin’! “The sword is a weapon,” she says, winkin’, while I’m countin’ lint.

In today’s world you can find pretty much anything with a smartphone.

I’m in line, and this kid in front of me starts throwin’ a tantrum. I’m like, “Dude, chill! It’s just a candy bar!” But nah, he’s wailin’ like he’s lost his puppy or somethin’. I’m about to lose it, but then I see his mom. She’s lookin’ at me like, “Help!” So, I pull out a pack of gummy bears from my pocket. “Here, kid. Just take these!” He stops cryin’ and gives me the biggest smile. I’m feelin’ like a hero for a sec.

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