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Then there’s the creeps—ugh, hate ‘em! Catfishers with fake pics, actin’ all smooth. “We killed for less,” I mutter, mixin’ a martini—thinkin’ of that movie. One gal told me she met a guy—profile said 6’2”, shows up 5’4”. She’s pissed, I’m cacklin’—sex-dating’s a gamble, hon! Oh, and get this—Victorian era, they had “lonely hearts” ads. OG sex-dating, right? Papers full of ‘em—desperate saps lookin’ for tail. History’s wild!

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Then, just when I think it can’t get better, this old guy walks by. He’s got a beard like Santa and a twinkle in his eye. He stops, listens for a sec, and then says, “You remind me of my youth.” I’m like, “Wow, thanks, man!” He tells me he used to play in a band back in the day. We chat for a while, and I swear, I could listen to his stories forever.

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