Allison Gorredijk Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️❤️

About Rotterdam

Now, fun fact—did ya know back in the 1800s, some prostitutes in the Wild West ran their own damn towns? Called ‘em “madams with a plan”—they’d rake in cash, buy land, and tell the law to shove it. Badass, right? Kinda like Malik takin’ over the prison game—hustle hard, win big. I’m thinkin’, man, if I ever met one of them gals, I’d tip my hat and say, “How’s that workin’ for ya, darlin’?” Prolly better than me sittin’ here, typin’ this with 13 typos—oops, there’s one!

Starting as a self-employed sex worker in the Netherlands

So, I’m about to leave when I overhear this couple arguing. They’re going at it, and I’m just standing there, eavesdropping like a total creep. The guy’s like, “You never listen!” and the girl’s like, “Well, you never talk!” I’m dying inside. I mean, who needs reality TV when you’ve got Gorredijk drama?

‘My favourite Dutch thing is the 35% off section at Albert Heijn’