Mia Ermelo Sexual Massage ❤️

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Oi, you donkey! Sexual-massage, right? Bloody hell, it’s a slippery topic! I’m ragin’ already—people think it’s all posh spa vibes, but nah, it’s messy, mate! Hands slidin’ everywhere, oils muckin’ up the place—makes me wanna yell, “Get it together, you muppet!” Been around since forever, yeah? Ancient Greeks were at it—called it “bodywork,” bunch of toga-wearing weirdos rubbin’ each other down after wrestlin’. Fact is, it’s not just sexy time—proper ones fix your knackered muscles! Had one meself once, felt like Nemo’s dad screamin’, “I gotta find my son!”—except I was huntin’ for me bloody dignity under them towels!

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Professional deep tissue Swedish and sensual massages offered by one tho the best therapists in the heart of Durban North. Waxing and male grooming available as.

By the time it’s 5 PM, I’m ready to crash. But nope, one last call comes in. A lady on De Klinker (seriously, what’s up with that street?) is complaining about noise. I’m like, “Lady, it’s Ermelo! What do you expect?”

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