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About Breda

So, picture this, right, I’m in the office, coffee’s gone cold, and I’m thinkin—whores, they’re the original freelancers, ain’t they? No 9-to-5 for them, nah, they’re out there, makin deals, livin life, bit like me tryna run this bloody office without losin me marbles. Did ya know, back in old Londinium, Roman tarts used to dye their hair blonde with pigeon dung? True story, mate, stinks worse than a Commons debate! Made me chuckle, that—imagine the smell, ha!

Sfeer impressie Aelserhof & La Famille - 7 juli 2023

While I’m waiting, I start people-watching. There’s this old dude on the corner of Kerkstraat, feeding pigeons. I swear, those birds are like his best friends. He’s chatting away, and I’m just thinking, “Man, I need that kind of chill in my life.”

And the most beautiful village in the Netherlands is…