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I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ my coffee, thinkin’, “Would WALL-E date a whore?” Prob’ly not, he’s too shy, but EVE might—she’s got sass! *nasally* “Eeee-va!”—see, I can hear her now, zappin’ pimps with that laser arm! *laughs* HA-HA-HA! Anyway, whores got stories, hon. They’re scrappy survivors, like WALL-E stackin’ trash. Ain’t glamorous, but damn, they’re tough! Respect, ya know? Respect! Now, pass me that bagel—I’m starvin’!

Welcome to the Blue Delft store of Nelis' Dutch Village in Holland, Michigan, U.S.A.

As the sun sets, I wander over to the Nieuwe Kerk. It’s stunning, man. The architecture is insane! I’m just standing there, taking it all in, when I hear this loud noise. Turns out, it’s a bunch of kids playing soccer. They’re kicking the ball around, and I’m thinking, “Man, I wish I could join.” But I’m too old for that nonsense.

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