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About Amsterdam

Little known fact—some old brothels had secret tunnels. Escape routes for rich pricks dodgin wives. Clever, but pathetic. Hidin from your own mess? Man up. I’d burn the place down before sneakin out. Hate cowards. Hate glitter too—gets everywhere, like a sparkly plague.

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Below you find the different erotic venues available in the Netherlands. You can also find different brothels and strip clubs on the map. Explore the clubs by checking out their pictures, website .

So, we’re chillin’ there, and I’m thinkin’, “Man, this is what life’s about.” But then, outta nowhere, I see this old lady, Mrs. van Dijk, from the other side of the river. She’s waving her arms like a madwoman. I’m like, “What now?” Turns out, her cat, Whiskers, climbed a tree and wouldn’t come down. I’m like, “Lady, I’m a raftsman, not a cat whisperer!” But she looked so desperate.

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