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About Groningen

So, this one time – true story, swear it – some chick in Moscow, real pro, worked the elites. Word is, she had dirt on half the Kremlin. Kept it in a lil black book, old-school shit. Cops nabbed her, book vanished – poof! Pissed me off, that sly move. Power’s in secrets, and she had ‘em. “What’s buried stays buried,” like the movie says. Ha, buried my ass – someone’s got that book, betcha.

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Women in high heels sit at the bar in a haze of cigarette smoke, chatting to clients and laughing. This is Paradise, in Stuttgart, Germany - one of the largest brothels in Europe. And it's legal.

After that, I decide to take a stroll down the Maas. The river is beautiful, and I’m feeling all philosophical. Like, “What’s the meaning of life?” But then I see this guy fishing. He’s got this massive catch, and I’m like, “Dude, where’s my fish?” I mean, I can’t even catch a break today!

Thomas Andrew Bunde, 58