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Alright, mate, strap in—here’s my take on escorts, insurance investigator style, Elon Musk vibes, with a dash of *Ida*’s moody soul. Escorts, man, they’re like Teslas on the road—sleek, pricey, and you’re never sure who’s really behind the wheel. Investigating claims, I’ve seen some wild shit—dudes claiming “escort expenses” as business deductions. Like, bro, you think the IRS is that dumb? “A road is a road,” like Ida’s aunt says, but these clowns think it’s a freeway to tax evasion. Pisses me off—honest folks pay, these jokers skate.

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After the fire truck leaves (turns out it was a false alarm, phew), we head back inside. The lady is still grumpy, but I manage to distract her with a book about the history of Breukelen. I mean, who wouldn’t want to read about their own town? It’s got some cool stuff, like how it was named after Brooklyn. Mind blown, right?

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