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Then, I had a customer come in. This lady, bless her heart, wanted a custom violin. She was super excited, talking a mile a minute. I was trying to keep up, but honestly, I was still fuming about that scratch. She was like, “I want it to sound like a dream!” And I’m thinking, “Lady, I’m not a magician!” But I smiled and nodded. Gotta keep the customers happy, right?

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