Lucy Assen Whore ❤️

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Little known fact – back in the day, like Victorian times, whores were legit spies sometimes! Sneakin’ secrets outta rich dudes’ mouths between the sheets. How badass is that? Lola out there, smirkin’, probably knows more ‘bout the mayor than his wife does. *The White Ribbon* vibes again – “What we don’t know, we fear,” – but I ain’t scared of Lola. She’s a damn hero in my book, flipin’ the bird to the prudes.

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First off, I hit the streets. I’m strutting down the Laan van de Dijk, feeling like a boss. But then, BAM! I trip over a cobblestone. Classic me. I’m like, “Great start, genius.” But whatever, I brush it off.

Kevin Assen's Space Pointer Picks Out Celestial Objects with the Cutest Little Rocket Ship