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Erotic-massage ain’t just rubbin’ backs, nah—it’s old as sin. Ancient Greeks? Oh, they were *all* over it—called it “bodywork” or some fancy shite. Slaves oiled up them philosophers, kneading knots, probably giggling at their pompous asses. Then Rome—debauchery central—massage parlors popping up like weeds, togas optional. Little known fact: Nero, that mad bastard, demanded lavender oil ‘cause it “soothed his genius.” Prick. Makes me angry—stealing credit from the real artists, them handsy workers!

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First off, I hit up Strada Mihai Eminescu for my morning coffee. You know, the little café there? Best espresso in town, hands down. But guess what? They ran outta beans! Like, how do you run outta coffee beans? I was ready to throw a fit. I mean, c’mon, it’s Soldanesti! Get your act together!

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