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And then, just when I think I can breathe, my buddy Max walks in. He’s got that goofy grin, and I’m like, “What’s up, man?” He’s just back from a hike in the nature reserve near Differdange. He’s all hyped about the views from the top of the hill. I’m like, “Dude, you gotta take me next time!”

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