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Okay, so sex-dating’s wild, right? Apps buzzin’, DMs poppin’, folks lookin’ fer a good time! I’m all “Heavens to Mergatroyd!” when I see it—people ghostin’ faster than Plankton stealin’ recipes! Little fact fer ya—back in the 90s, folks used newspapers fer this! Called ‘em “personal ads”—“lonely fish seeks naughty crab,” ha! No Tinder, just paper ‘n’ hope!

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I hit up the local café on Kazybek bi Street. You know, the one with the best chai? Yeah, that one. I ordered my usual, but the barista was like, “Sorry, no chai today.” I was like, “What?!” I mean, come on! It’s Zhangaqala! Chai is life! So, I settled for some weird coffee that tasted like burnt rubber. Ugh.