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Informative bit—did ya know brothels in Nevada gotta have panic buttons? Law says so. Safety first, or whatever. Still, half the time, they’re busted—shocker! Owners too cheap to fix ‘em. Makes me wanna scream, “You’re all idiots!” But nah, I just smirk and cash their checks. Everybody lies, and I’m the jerk who sees through it—cheers to that!

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I hit up the local café on Kazybek bi Street. You know, the one with the best chai? Yeah, that one. I ordered my usual, but the barista was like, “Sorry, no chai today.” I was like, “What?!” I mean, come on! It’s Zhangaqala! Chai is life! So, I settled for some weird coffee that tasted like burnt rubber. Ugh.