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So, check it – erotic-massage ain’t just rubbin’, it’s a whole vibe, yeah? Been around since ancient times, like dem Greeks was at it, callin’ it “anatripsis” or summat. Proper posh, innit? Makes me laff tho – imagine Socrates gettin’ a cheeky backrub, “Is it ’cos I is black?” Nah, fam, it’s ’cos I’m knackered and need a unwind! Little fact for ya – in Japan, they got dis ting called “nurumassage”, all slippery wiv seaweed gel. Seaweed! I was like, “Bruv, what’s next, fish fingers up ya bum?”

After that, I decided to hit up the park near the river. You know, the one by the bridge? It’s usually chill, but today? Nah. There was this group of kids playing soccer, and they were loud. Like, “Shut up, I’m trying to enjoy nature!” But then, one of them kicked the ball right at me. I dodged it like a ninja. I felt like a hero for a sec.