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Oi, mate, it’s me, Tyrion Lannister—witty, boozy, “I drink and I know things.” So, erotic-massage, yeah? Picture this: sweaty hands, dim lights, some poor sod—me—sprawled out like Larry Gopnik in *A Serious Man*, hoping for a bloody miracle. “This is not about shtupping,” I mutter, coz it ain’t—well, not always. It’s about the tease, the rub, the weirdly holy vibe of it all. I mean, who knew some chick in Bangkok once massaged a king with her feet? True story—feet! Makes me giggle like a drunk imp.

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Then, I hit up the bazaar on Kabanbay Batyr Street. OMG, the smells! Fresh bread, spices, and that sweet, sweet plov. I could’ve died happy right there. But then, I see this dude trying to haggle over a watermelon. Like, bro, it’s a watermelon, not a gold bar! I couldn’t help but laugh. The vendor was just rolling his eyes, like, “Dude, it’s 500 tenge, not 5.” Classic Urzhar moment, right?

National Museum presents Urzhar priestess and restored treasures exhibition