Abigail Tara Whore ❤️❤️

About Sapporo

Love it tho, when it goes smooth – rare, mind ya. Like when we hauled them fancy wine crates, felt like a king, “I am a writer, a doctor, a nuclear physicist!” – nah, just a cargo schmuck, but it’s a buzz, yeah? Surprised me how them bottles didn’t smash, delicate as a baby’s arse. But then – ugh – customs, them bastards, held it up for days, paperwork out the wazoo. We hates it! Hates it so much we’s clawin’ at me own skull!

Whore Diaries

Tara Burns is a whore revolutionary and a wilderbabe. She believes in standing up to live and sitting down to write. You can read about her old adventures.

I start relaying info back to HQ. “Yo, we need rescue boats, ASAP!” But the radio’s all static-y. Ugh! I’m yellin’ into the mic like it’s gonna help. “Can you hear me?!” I swear, if I had a yen for every time I had to repeat myself, I’d be rich.

Tara Welch