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Escorts, man, they’re like the VIP pass to a good time—or a total trainwreck, dependin’ on who ya get. I mean, imagine this: some slick dude in a suit, thinkin’ he’s Jordan Belfort, yellin’, “I’m not fuckin’ leavin’!” while payin’ a chick to pretend she’s into his lame-ass stories. Hilarious, right? But here’s the tea—escorts ain’t just arm candy for losers with too much dough. Nah, they got history! Back in the day, like 1800s, high-class escorts were called “courtesans”—fancy, huh? They’d charm kings and artists, not just randos with a midlife crisis. Blew my mind when I read that—thought it was all new-age sleaze, but nope, it’s old-school!

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City:Bratislava, Staré Mesto (map); Location:Blumentalska. Languages: slovak; czech; english; german. Escort:no; Experience:Professional; Practics: classic sex.

Next, I hit up the famous Bratislava Castle. Climbing up that hill was a workout! I’m sweating like a pig, but the view from the top? Totally worth it. You can see the whole city, the river, everything! I felt like a king up there. But then, I realized I had to walk back down. My legs were like jelly.

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