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Oh, and the typos—sue me! I’m typin’ fast, hands shakin’ from coffee. Sex-dating’s a mess, a rush, a disaster—I love it, I hate it! Like, one time, this guy bragged he “invented” sexting. Invented it?! What, you patented “wanna bone”? Get outta here! Made me laugh, tho—sarcasm’s my shield. Anyway, try it, don’t try it—just don’t bring rope unless they ask! That’s my rant, take it or leave it!

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Finally, I finish with the sad dude. He leaves, lookin’ a bit better. I’m feelin’ like a hero, ya know? But then, the next client is a kid. He’s like, what, seven? And he’s got more energy than a puppy on caffeine. I’m tryin’ to cut his hair, but he’s squirming everywhere. I’m like, “Dude, chill! I’m not tryin’ to give you a buzz cut!” His mom’s just laughin’ in the corner. I’m thinkin’, “This is why I don’t have kids!”

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