Evelyn Ueno Ebisumachi Sexual Massage ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Sapporo

So, sexual-massage—been around forever, man. Ancient Greeks? Oiled up and rubbin’—called it *apotherapy*. Bet they didn’t charge a million bucks tho! Makes me mad—why’d we wait so long to hype this? Modern spas act all fancy, but it’s OG as hell. Saw this X post once—dude swore Cleopatra got ‘em daily with rose oil. Prolly true, she was extra like that.

"Massage" in the Ueno Area

There are some shops in Ueno that aren't scams and that accept foreigners - massage places and oppai clubs. The oppai clubs probably won't let you in if you don't speak Japanese. Ueno .

Then, outta nowhere, this cat jumps in front of us. I slam the brakes, and Kenji’s like, “What the heck?!” I’m just sitting there, heart racing, thinking, “Is this how I go? Taken out by a cat in Ueno?”