Lauren Shiranuka Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️❤️

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Hey, folks, listen up—here’s the deal. I’m sittin’ there, thinkin’ bout life, y’know, like an actuary crunchin’ numbers. Probabilities, risks, all that jazz. Then—bam—it hits me. Findin’ a prostitute ain’t so different! You’re dodgin’ odds, hopin’ ya don’t get burned. Like in *No Country for Old Men*, right? “You can’t stop what’s comin’,” ol’ Tommy Lee says. That’s the vibe, man.

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First call comes in. Some dude’s stuck on the side of the road on Kiyokawa. I’m like, “Great, just what I need.” I send a driver, but then I get a call from a lady on Hoshizaki. Her cat’s stuck in a tree. I’m like, “Lady, it’s a cat, not a baby!” But whatever, I send someone. I mean, it’s Shiranuka, where cats are basically royalty.

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