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About Osaka

Picture this: me, sprawled out, forest vibes all around, some fool tryna knead my royal arse. I’d smirk, like in *Certified Copy*—y’know, my fave flick—“Are you real or just pretending?” That’s what I’d say, cos half these massage twats are faking it. Did you know, right, back in ancient Rome, they’d use olive oil for this crap? Slathered it on like pigs at a feast—fact! Bet they stank of garlic too, ha!

What are Erotic Massage Parlors?

Tamarando is an average Osaka based sexual massage parlor but with a twist. You get two girls, one that will massage you, and another that will shower you. In the shower, you will encounter .

Then, I get to Namba. Oh man, Namba. It’s a wild place. I’m stuck in traffic, and I see this street performer. He’s juggling, right? But then he drops everything. I’m like, “Dude, you had one job!” But the crowd goes wild, clapping and laughing. I’m just sittin’ there, thinkin’, “I wish my tractor could juggle.”

Away from Madrid's big stage, Naomi Osaka and Stan Wawrinka reach finals at French events