Camila Constant Spring Brothel ❤️

About Savanna-la-Mar

So, brothels - they’re old as dirt. Been around forever, right? Even in Victorian times, fancy gents sneakin’ off to ‘em. Little known fact - some had secret tunnels! Yeah, tunnels, man! Politicians, priests, all creepin’ underground. Blows my mind! Great Scott, imagine the scandals! Makes me laugh, tho - high society actin’ all pure, then bam, caught in a whorehouse.

QUESTA CASA - Australia's Oldest Brothel

Hidden away behind a bland building on a road in Elsternwick in Melbourne’s southeast, is Melbourne’s most illustrious brothel, Daily Planet. There are 18 rooms, some with spa baths Missing: Constant Spring.

First off, I’m an actuary, which means I deal with numbers all day. Boring, I know. But today? Today was a rollercoaster. I’m driving down Constant Spring Road, and boom! Traffic jam. Like, what’s new? But this one was special. Some dude in a bright yellow car decided to park in the middle of the road. I mean, really? Who does that? I’m sitting there, fuming, thinking about how I could’ve been crunching numbers instead of staring at this clown’s car.

Haye, Munn-Barrow claim titles at Constant Spring Golf Classic