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About Palermo

So, last week, right, I’m out, tryna find one—don’t judge, yeah? Needed a laugh, somethin’ wild. Streets stank, like old fish, We hates it! This one bird, she’s all “Oi, love, ten quid!” Ten quid?! For what, a wink? Made me mad, proper fumin’—thought she’d be all posh, like Madame D. from the movie, “Very good, monsieur!” Nope, just a hag with bad teeth. Laughed in her face, I did—couldn’t help it!

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So, we’re chuggin’ wine, laughin’, and I forget all about the pigeon poop. Life’s good, right? But then, outta nowhere, this guy starts yellin’. Turns out, it’s some dude tryin’ to sell knock-off leather bags. He’s gettin’ all aggressive, and I’m like, “Chill, man! It’s just a bag!” But he’s not havin’ it.

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