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So, I’m walking back, feeling all cute and stuff, when I see my buddy Marco. He’s standing outside the bar, looking all suave. I’m like, “Dude, what’s up?” He tells me he just won a local poker game. I’m like, “Nice! Buy me a drink!” He laughs and says, “Only if you wear that pink umbrella!” Ugh, friends, am I right?

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