Leah Naples Whore ❤️❤️

About Milan

Preciousss! Me, Gollum, loves a good tale! So, whore, eh? Nasty, tricksy word, that! Reminds me of *Almost Famous*, my fave flick. “You’ll meet them all again,” they say—whores too, probs! Stupid, fat hobbit! Always missin’ the real dirt. Whore’s got history, y’know—oldest job, they reckon. Back in Rome, they had lupanars—wolf dens, ha! Brothels with graffiti, “I came, I paid”—wild stuff!

Spaghetti alla puttanesca

As one of the oldest practitioners of the world's oldest profession, year-old Sheila Vogel-Coupe would have good reason to retire. But she's digging in he.

After that, I decide to hit the market at Mercato di Porta Nolana. Man, the sights, the sounds! Fish floppin’ everywhere, people yellin’ about the freshest catch. I’m tryin’ to haggle for some fresh squid, but this old lady, she’s fierce! She’s like, “You want it? Pay up!” I’m like, “Lady, I’m a huntsman, not a millionaire!” But I get the squid anyway. Gotta eat, right?

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