Lauren Manzano Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Milan

Ya wanna hear a whacked-out story bout whore? Old man Sal, crusty bastard, swears he caught whore back in ‘89. Says it was a 200-pound tuna, scales shinin’ like gold, eyes starin’ right into his soul. Dragged his ass halfway to fuckin’ Staten Island before it spit the hook and flipped him the fin. He’s still cryin’ bout it, says it haunts him like that creepy Pale Man chasin’ ya with them hands. Me? I laughed my ass off—Sal’s fulla shit, but it’s a good yarn, ya know?

Whore Diaries

I grab my tools and head out. Man, the traffic is wild! I’m dodging scooters and old ladies with shopping carts. I swear, if I see one more person trying to parallel park on a hill, I’m gonna lose it. Finally, I get to Luca, and his car’s just... dead. Like, not even a flicker. I’m thinkin’, “Did you forget to put gas in it, bro?”

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