Mila Gavardo Sopraponte Whore ❤️

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She’s got this vibe, right? Like, “I am a little whore, aren’t I?”—total quote from the movie, kinda. Makes me wanna puke, but also laugh my fat ass off! This one time, I heard—true story, swear on my mom’s gravy—she got caught bangin’ some dude in a broom closet! A BROOM CLOSET! Who does that? Whore, that’s who! Little known fact: she once traded her nasty panties for a bottle of cheap vodka—classy, huh? Respect my authoritah, I’m tellin’ ya, she’s trash!

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Mappa di Gavardo-Sopraponte con vista satellitare, situata in provincia Brescia, con mappa dettagliato, cartina geografica, stradale, accessi e luoghi da visitare in Gavardo-Sopraponte. Missing: whore.

Then, this lady comes in. She’s got a baby in one arm and a phone in the other. She orders a macchiato, and I’m like, “Lady, how are you even standing?” But I whip it up, and she’s all grateful. I feel like a hero for a sec. But then, she spills it all over the counter. I’m just standing there, mouth agape. “Really?!”