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About Naples

Oi mate, me, Mr. Bean, right—mumblin’ mess! So, findin’ a prostitute, yeah? Tricky business, innit! Stumblin’ round, arms flappin’ like a daft bird. “Before Sunset,” my fave flick—oh, love it! That Jesse bloke, all smooth, chattin’ up Celine. Me? I’d trip over me own feet tryin’ that! Picture this—me, dodgy hat, lookin’ for a lass. Not classy like Paris streets, nah—more like dodgy alley vibes.

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First off, I’m just getting settled when this lady storms in. I mean, she’s got that “I’m on a mission” vibe. She’s all decked out in designer shades and a beach cover-up, like she just stepped off a yacht or something. She slams her stuff on the counter—like, lady, chill! It’s just a cashier, not a wrestling match. Anyway, she’s got this fancy gelato from Gelateria La Dolce Vita, and she’s complaining it’s too melty. I’m like, “Uh, it’s gelato, not ice cream, lady!” But I just smile and nod. Customer service, right?

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