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Then, outta nowhere, this little kid kicks the ball and it comes straight for me! I duck, and it hits an old lady’s shopping bag instead. She’s like, “Hey! Watch it!” I’m just sitting there, laughing and apologizing. I mean, it’s kinda funny, right? But she’s not having it.

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